søndag den 9. maj 2010

Another one bites the dust





Obviously the old Queen of Denmark is in heat, and wants to give head to someone on backseat of that limo... And she's inviting the crowd to some doggy-style too. But she's already Denmarks richest bitch, but maybe it's because her husband is also a Queen, who hasn't come out of the closet yet...
(Yes, I'm mean and cruel, when I make my own story out of these pictures, but there's a point to all of this gutter talk)

That royal family in my country is more than weird, and every misbehaving is covered by a loyal press, who are afraid to write the truth about the danish Queen and her offspring.

One example:
The Queen's youngest son Joachim married some half-austrian yuppie named Alexandra back in the nineties, and had two children with her. They got divorced 5 years ago as friends, and spend the time sculpturing the perfect family break-up in primetime television. But maybe that ain't the right picture to broadcast, even if the media gladly depicts it so for the dumb royalist waving his flag everytime the Queen rolls by on him. Alexandra's new boytoy/husband Martin might have had a "history" with Alexandra prior to the divorce, although she claims to have met him later. Everyone, who looks at Joachim and Alexandra's two boys will realize, that the youngest prince Felix doesn't look like his father, brother or mother, but truly is the spitting image of Martin. So that's the reason for the divorce, but none in the danish press will ever print that, because they don't want to lose readers or sponsors....

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